There’s a chink in my relationship
Dear Not Wrong, I’m a 27-year-old man and I just met a wonderful woman and I really like her. She is beautiful, with alabaster skin, blonde permed hair, and a great figure. When I met her, she was one month pregnant from her ex-boyfriend and I accepted this. Now, three months later, I found out that the baby will be half oriental. I really could see myself starting a family with her, but I just…
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