Dear Readers: You do know better than your friends, family, coworkers, and strangers. How will they ever fathom how right you are unless an advice columnist tells you exactly what you already know?
Your subjective experience is the correct point of view. You are a hero. Others are putting you down unfairly. You were only trying to help. And really if everyone acted treated each other exactly as you treat others, the world would be a utopic place.
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